Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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