In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
where am i from again
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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