You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Do plants get herpes?
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