Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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