whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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