all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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