I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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