just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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