Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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