is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize