Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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