Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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