its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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