Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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