This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Welp...herpes.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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