shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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