How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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