he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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