i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
