At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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