The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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