She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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