You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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