it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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