I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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