dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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