Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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