that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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