She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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