Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Farmville is her only friend.
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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