Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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