I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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