If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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