Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Randomize