in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Less talking, more tequila
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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