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saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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