I'm sorry my penis didn't work
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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