hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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