I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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