My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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