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I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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