Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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