Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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