Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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