I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize