Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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