wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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