He asked to "fluff my boner.."
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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