well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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