is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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