u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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