Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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