Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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